Re: Rant Thread

[Layra]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

[DanVeytia]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

Smoke some neosporin or something.

[Sinusoid]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

I love when stuff like that happens, adds some mystery to life don't you think?

[Layra]

I think my shorts bit me at some point.

[evolsine]

I think my shorts bit me at some point.

I telepathically told them to. Their sexual urges display in varying degrees of abnormality however.

[Menyth]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

I love when stuff like that happens, adds some mystery to life don't you think?

that usually happens on my weekly drunken adventures. No clue how I get some of the bruises in the weirdest places.

[Layra]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

I love when stuff like that happens, adds some mystery to life don't you think?

that usually happens on my weekly drunken adventures. No clue how I get some of the bruises in the weirdest places.

I should get this kind of thing a lot less given that I'm always sober. But apparently my pain department isn't good at filing reports.

[eskae]

Hello mysterious cut on the bottom of my thigh. How the hell did you get there? You appear to be mostly healed. Why didn't I notice you before?

[Sinusoid]

Not quite Owl City:

I don't know if today is just a bad day or whatever but that guy just piss me off. People like this guy could try to make something real instead depending on other people to create stuff they can take a crap at to gain a sense of achievement. Of course, being real and honest is a terrifying thing for people who base their identity on irony, I would know.

[Miss_Ganja]

My friends think I'm depressed.

[evolsine]

My friends think I'm depressed.

Awww!

[Layra]

Hail outside, fire alarm inside. My ears are still ringing. At least the power's back on.

[Layra]

Why is it hotter in Pennsylfuckingvania than in California?
At least I'm not in Massachusetts, where it's apparently almost a hundred degrees. What the fuck.

[Miss_Ganja]

I heard Thunder! O.O

[Layra]

So apparently the reason I seem to be so irritated most of the time is that I often wander into f.59. Imagine f.73, in addition to ignorant kandy kids and people who never learned to troll properly, also having people who don't believe in the existence of either techno or house, and people who only know about electronic music from the news, and deaf people. And all of them have opinions formed alone in their rooms, in complete silence. 'cause it's totally meaningful to form opinions about music you've never heard.

[Miss_Ganja]

My computer is going EXTRA slow today...

[Miss_Ganja]

So apparently the reason I seem to be so irritated most of the time is that I often wander into f.59. Imagine f.73, in addition to ignorant kandy kids and people who never learned to troll properly, also having people who don't believe in the existence of either techno or house, and people who only know about electronic music from the news, and deaf people. And all of them have opinions formed alone in their rooms, in complete silence. 'cause it's totally meaningful to form opinions about music you've never heard.

Which one is f.59??

[Layra]

So apparently the reason I seem to be so irritated most of the time is that I often wander into f.59. Imagine f.73, in addition to ignorant kandy kids and people who never learned to troll properly, also having people who don't believe in the existence of either techno or house, and people who only know about electronic music from the news, and deaf people. And all of them have opinions formed alone in their rooms, in complete silence. 'cause it's totally meaningful to form opinions about music you've never heard.

Which one is f.59??

Sci&Tech subforum of the ED.

[eskae]

So apparently the reason I seem to be so irritated most of the time is that I often wander into f.59. Imagine f.73, in addition to ignorant kandy kids and people who never learned to troll properly, also having people who don't believe in the existence of either techno or house, and people who only know about electronic music from the news, and deaf people. And all of them have opinions formed alone in their rooms, in complete silence. 'cause it's totally meaningful to form opinions about music you've never heard.

Which one is f.59??

Sci&Tech subforum of the ED.

lol, what kind of music do they listen to?

[Layra]

I'd be afraid to ask.

[Miss_Ganja]

When did Dino come back?

[Layra]

No, Dino's gone. Left a sad, regretful farewell for Spife.
Anyway, now we's got a Scarbi, and Noraboo apparently is also doing crap now.

[Miss_Ganja]

LOL, So Spife made Dino quit?

[Layra]

Apparently Dino is disappointed in all of us, but Spife in particular. He said something along the lines of Spife being obviously intelligent but misguided and Dino didn't know how to fix it. It's like that moment in a movie where the old, tired wise man tells the angry, angsty protagonist, "Don't go down that path, son. Nothing there but regret. Go out and make something of yourself. You got your whole life ahead of you; don't waste it on being angry."
And then he dies or leaves or something and the protagonist starts to reexamine his goals and crap, only that's not going to happen because Spife doesn't care. It's gonna be one of those movies where his best friend or something has to bite the dust before our hero realizes what an ass he's been.

[eskae]

but who is spife's best friend? taliesin ya? i guess we gotta kill her.

[Layra]

And while she's lying in the hospital bed, Spife clutching her hand and trying not to shed manly tears, she smiles at him and tells him that she believes in him and that she was happy to have been his friend.
And as she squeezes his fingers one last time, her eyes close and the heart monitor flatlines and Spife lets out a Big No, utterly ruining the moment for any discerning movie-goers in the audience.
And then, wiping the moisture from his eyes, he promises that he'll maker her proud, and goes off and wanders for a year. And then he comes back, changed. No longer a boy, but a man. A responsible citizen, a good Samaritan, cheery and smiling (but just a bit sadly), trying to make up for his misdeeds and trying to teach others not to be the way he was. Living a happy, peaceful life.

Until his past comes back to haunt him.

By which I mean he gets banned again.

[Miss_Ganja]

I actually thought that was really sad. XD

[eskae]

i cant wait for the sequels. and the inevitable decline of the series, marked by crappy films such as Spife Saves Christmas, Spife Goes To The Beach, and my favorite, Slam-Dunk Spife

[Layra]

What, no love for the prequel, Spfe? Or Spife in Space? Or the how about the sitcom TV series, Too Many Spifes, featuring Spiife, Spiiife, Spiiiife, Spinfe, and their collective arch-nemesis, efipS.
Although Spife the Musical was absolutely terrible.

[Miss_Ganja]

The passion of the Spife

[Layra]

Man, what the fuck. Spife isn't even a member of this forum.

[Miss_Ganja]

Why not?? D:

[Layra]

Fuck. My parents were married at my age. That makes my mom's not-so-subtle prodding about grandkids actually legitimate. Fuck.

[Miss_Ganja]

Arrrgh! Stupid break outs!! I hate you..

[Miss_Ganja]

This whole not having internet thing sucks. I have sooooo much music to dl when I do get it..atm borrowing interwebz.

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